I had to see it to believe it. Then again, why wouldn't I? Heh heh, let me give it a shot:
- It ain't no joke, son, protect your johnson.
- Don't be a wrecker, deck thy pecker.
- If you cover your pipe, you just might be her type.
- Whether King or Kong, you must wrap your dong.
I know you too have a few slogans swirling around. Don't lie. Do share. Don't be shy.